Paris Hilton and her ridiculously seXXXy manlover River Viiperi were spotted Wednesday strolling around Beverly Hills…
And it’s obvious River treats Paris like a Queen, as he was snapped assisting the wannabe DJ out of her Lexus LFA (above)!
Ok, this behavior shouldn’t be all that impressive, common courtesy and MANNERS should be the norm, but nowadays… well, there ain’t no gentlemen to open up the doors… and even kids’ll knock you down so’s they can pass!
HA! Yep, we had to pull in a Chicago reference.
Wait! Musical theater epiphany! Paris could totally play Roxie in the broadway version of Chicago, and River can be her Mr. Cellophane! HA!
Perfection.
Paris Hilton Pictures
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